How I Spent my Night #III (AKA, An Exercise in Creepiness.)

Author: SpideyChris

Date: November 29, 2004

by SpideyChris
11-29-04
It's been said by many people I've met that marijuana consumption can lead to erectile difficulties for men while they're under its influence.
Well, I'll tell you right now... You guys who buy into that are QUITTERS! Quitters, I say!
It's really quite simple to 'fap it up' after smoking, as I become far more focused on things I usually ignore. Like my tight jeans. (Grrrowl, ladies.)
Refuse to shackle your bodily impulses! Liberate yourself! All you need is the right material!
"Kitty Pryde spun about lithely, her modest bosom heaving expectantly. Marrow smugly toyed with a new boneshaft pried from her athletic hips as she sneered 'I know how to tame this pussy...'"
Oh YEAH...