I swear, that unicorn kicked a guy's head off.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: December 5, 2004

by SpideyChris
12-05-04
Dammit, Hero Two. That silicone shipment would've been torn apart by my puppies by now. But you HAVE to always show up...
Oopsie. Anyway Dr. Blonde, you have the right to remain sexy. Anything you fondle CAN and WILL be thrust inside you.
Oh really?
Mmmmmmmhmm.
I'm simply asking if you've ever noticed how hot our super-villains are.
Or how often they escape while you're "distracted" by... What today? Ninja unicorns?