Five dollar ante, genies high.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: December 5, 2004

by SpideyChris
12-05-04
HUZZAH! I am the genie of the online casino ad-banner! But clicking on it, you have freed me and gained three wishes!
AWESOME! My first wish is for more wishes!
Oh... Well... Yeah. That's real original. Real original, retard. I'm an omnipotent force of magic, not some Robin Williams reference gag.
What are you going to ask for next? A flying carpet? A cute little monkey with a fucking fez?
AND AN ANNOYING PARROT!