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| 911, this is Sharon. How can I help you? | |
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| Ohthankgod! Listen, I wasn't watching my baby, and she got in the medicine cabinet, and she took all these pills and now she's having a seizure! | |
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| Hrm... Crap. I don't think I've had my break burrito yet... | |
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| She bit off her tongue! Right off! The dog ran under the couch with it! What should I do? | |
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| Yeeeeaaaah... Force some bleach or something down her throat. The chemicals'll neutralize each other out. | |
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| I have Mr. Clean! Mr. Clean has bleach, right? | |
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