FTC 48: Ho ho how horrible.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: December 15, 2004

by SpideyChris
12-15-04
How do the Christmas decorations look?
I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas.
But how can you say that, Pete?
It all started when I was a kid...
Cue amazing flashback!
THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS WILL BE DISCOVERED ONCE YOU REACH INTO MY GAPING MAW.
Okay!