Employment advancement.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: December 16, 2004

by SpideyChris
12-16-04
You're pathetic. I ought to fire you right now... But I'll let you keep your job, if you kiss my ass.
I, uh... I can't. My lips are chapped. Sorry.
Whoa whoa whoa! There's no way I'm letting anyone with chapped lips kiss MY ass!
So, change of plans. You're going around front instead.
Ribbed for your pleasure, I see.