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| You know, I just realized today... Look at that. Look at my profile. Five stars. Five fucking stars, bitch. | |
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| I am a KING among newbie comic creators. From now on, you shall refer to me as Spidey Five-Star Chris. I'm your fucking Messiah. | |
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| With five stars, I can get away with ANYTHING! I can hump moving automobiles and shit on the heads of old ladies if I wanted to! | |
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| YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I HAVE STAR POWER! | |
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