FTC 50: None of that fancy quilted stuff.

Author: SpideyChris

Date: December 29, 2004

by SpideyChris
12-29-04
MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column!
Uhmm...
What?
Well, what are you going to do with the rest of me?
I'm out of toilet paper.