Fantastic Four- The Movie

Author: Splunge

Date: July 8, 2005

by Splunge
7-08-05
I am the Human Torch! I can burst into flame at will!
My piss is a stream of flame!
Hey, asshole! I'm in here!
Oh, fuck. Sorry Sue. Heh. My dick is on fire!
That's what you get for fucking that slut last night.