Doctor Knows Best

Author: Splunge

Date: July 13, 2005

by Splunge
7-13-05
Doc. My girlfriend says that I drink too much. I tried to explain to her that I do it to kill the existential pain of my sorry life. But she won't listen.
Well, it's simple. Alcohol has become a crutch. You have to stop drinking.
Here's a prescription for Vicodin. Want a shot of morphine before before you pay the slut at the reception desk?