Sometimes You Need A Vacation

Author: Splunge

Date: July 13, 2005

by Splunge
7-13-05
Hello, how can I help you?
Well, doc, I have this hangnail.
And a really itchy scalp. And when I scratch my head, the hangnail cuts my scalp. And i bleed a lot.
I wonder if I shot up all of the morphine?
...so my woman says, who you gonna please with that little thing... and I says, ME bitch...