You Have to have a View of Things

Author: Splunge

Date: August 5, 2005

by Splunge
8-05-05
So you are saying that I will blow myself up. And my son will blow himself up. And you will live?
Yes, my friend, I will suffer in my life here in the Land of the Great Satan.
That does not sound like suffering to me.
Well, you will be in heaven with 72 virgins. And I will be here with my many daughters. All of whom are useless as you know.
Well, when you put it that way.
Good, get yourself and your son into the exploding vests and get going. The View is on soon, and I have margaritas in the blender.