The Good News

Author: Splunge

Date: August 9, 2005

by Splunge
8-09-05
Abdullah! Allah is great and good! I have wonderful news!
What is your news, my brother?
My worthless wife has given me yet another son! She gave birth yesterday!
Oh... yes. This is great fucking news.
Your many daughters can babysit. While they are indeed worthless, they will be of some use.
Allah, hear my prayer, strike this fucker down now...