A Loud Fashion Statement

Author: Splunge

Date: August 9, 2005

by Splunge
8-09-05
Greetings father.
Eldest daughter! Where is your burka! Why are you dressed in such an indecent manner?
This is America, father. This is how women dress here.
I see... Prepare to be beaten nigh unto death my daughter.
Try it old man. I have a taser. And my boyfriend is a biker.
Hmmm. I see... Hold on a minute, I have a vest that would go great with that outfit.