All in the Family

Author: Splunge

Date: August 9, 2005

by Splunge
8-09-05
Dude. Did I interruURRRPpt something?
No, I was just praying to my God.
'kay, cool. I wisSSHHUURP... I wish EURRRRAP I wish to UUURRRP! I'm gonna marry your daughter.
I see. Is that a large caliber handgun in your belt?
Shit, yeah! Isssurp, a .44 magnum!
Welcome to the family, my son. May I borrow your firearm?