London Arbuckkle in the Army

Author: SteveOregano

Date: February 9, 2003

by SteveOregano
2-09-03
I am Sgt. Kargoman and I am the Drill Instructor. What is your name, recruit?
Sir, Private London Arbuckkle, Sir!
Bullshit, I think I'll call you Private Twinkle-toe Judy McVaginakins. How do you like that, recruit?
Frankly, I am hurt. Why must you be so mean?
We need to make you dehuman so that you will kill Charlie Gookenheim with out fear and without passion. War IS hell. Private, you WILL become a robotic killing machine.
...whatEVER!