The Little Mermaid w/ Audio Commentary by an Angry Old Man

Author: SteveOregano

Date: February 9, 2003

by SteveOregano
2-09-03
God damn, this movie has alot of water in it.
Hello, I am jaded mermaid princess Ariel. Oh no, it is the Squid Wizard!
Won't these stupid hippies ever shut up?..... Edith, get the orange pills.
Under the sea...!
Under the sea...!
We had fish like that in the war. We called them French people.
Oh no, Ariel, it is a shark!
Shark; shark, shark. Shark? Shark!