The Tet Offensive and its Political Effects on Mail Bag Day

Author: SteveOregano

Date: February 10, 2003

by SteveOregano
2-10-03
Today is mail bag day. Let's take a look: Tommy Valance of Anytown, Utah writes "Deer Steve Oregno, is London Arbukel reel? Sincerly, Tomi Valanc"
I am the bird.
That's a good question. London Arbuckkle is not real, per se. He's more of an everyman, a Johnny Mainstream if you will. His quirks are our own. My hope is that we can all see ourselves in him.
I can certainly see myself in London Arbuckkle.
The name "London Arbuckkle" comes from a bar I once went to in the Pacific Northwest. It was the name of a drink there, sort of a tangy vodka/Ocean Spray CranRaspberry concoction.
Steve Oregano is a flamingly gay alcoholic. Somebody call social services.