Earth And Elsewhere

Author: Stevorama

Date: October 3, 2009

by Stevorama
10-03-09
In other news, a four-alarm fire burned a house in North Lexington to the ground this morning.
Preliminary investigation suggests the owner, Ms. Ima Doolittle, accidentally started the blaze with a curling iron.
She was quoted on the scene as saying, "So much for two-dollar synthetic wigs."