It might have anthrax.

Author: Stibbons

Date: November 22, 2001

by Stibbons
11-22-01
So then I was like, "So what if I have no balls? Neither do you, and that's not stopping me from having sex with you!"
Dude, hold on, I just got a letter from my girlfriend in Canada.
"I hate you."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?