I hate girlfriends like this.

Author: Stibbons

Date: November 24, 2001

by Stibbons
11-24-01
So baby, how did you like the movie?
Oh, hi Tyrone! I haven't seen you since last night!
Hey Pablo, what's up? Man, I remember our last time together! Wow! Wasn't it just last week?
Hey there! How's life since last weekend? They still call you "Big T" for good reason, right?
You know every guy ever. Even that one-armed Mexican guy. This isn't very cool at all.
Who the fuck are you?