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| So like, I took his shotgun, stood it straight up on the ground, and jumped right onto it, letting it go right through my ass. | |
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| Oh God, dude, shut up. That's fucking sick. | |
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| Oh, I remember the time I lost my virginity too. It was to a parrot. | |
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| Jesus man, you don't know pleasure until you've had a parrot pecking at your anus for hours until you drop your load all over... | |
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| Okay Jason, really, shut the fuck up. | |
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