Rabbit Love by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 I like rabbits. ahhhhh! Can I pet you? Huh? Hey guys. We got a rabbit over here. I'm in trouble.
22 Short Films About Beatniks - Part 1 by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 It's like trippy Zen nowheres, man. Crazy auras of light, man. Know what I mean, man? Drop your pants, cityboy.
Dear John by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 Dear John, I don't think it's going to work out. We're just not compatible. It's because I have a stick penis, isn't it? Uh Huh.
Experiment by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 Think getting kicked in the balls really hurts? Possibly? Why dont we try it out? 'Kay. Maybe we shouldn't. Here it comes.
Jerkrabbit Slim's by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 Can you roll me one of those cigarettes, cowboy? You can have this one... cowboy.
The Chronically Stupid by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 It's a letter from m'mom. She says that m'brother got his johnson caught in the vacumn cleaner hose again. Some people are just chronically stupid.
An Ode to Wesley Willis by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 A Wesley Willis Rant You can really whup a horse's ass. You die like a magic kiss. I'm gonna fuck you up like you was in a car crash. I'm telling Mom.
Bigthighs by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 Hey Bigthighs. Let's play taxidermist. We can take turns mounting each other. Bigthighed lesbian.
Whores by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 The Land of the Morning Calm Welcome to Korea. Where all tha whores at? Follow me, please.
Big Sky by Stoatthebaw1-08-01 Somewhere in Big Sky Country When choosing an aperitif, It's important to consider the vintage, as well as the bouquet. What? What?
Dinner Time by Stoatthebaw1-09-01 Mom says you have to come home for dinner. I don't have to do what she says. She's not my real mother. My mother was killed by the Khmer Rouge while toiling diligently in the rice fields. Mom says you have to come home for dinner.
The Once Over by Stoatthebaw1-09-01 Oh no. I think Ellen Degeneres is sizing me up. Strong back. Firm, tight buttocks. What am I going to do? Well groomed....naw. Too prissy. I like dick. Then welcome to Cock Country, dollface.
Soup by Stoatthebaw1-09-01 Tom's ESL Class Okay English Language Class composed exclusively of Korean children, three foods that start with 'f'. We've got fish and french fries. What else? Fuck You soup? Well... It's real, teacher. Go to www.geocities.com/stoatthebaw/soup.html
Half Man of My Dreams by Stoatthebaw1-11-01 Hi. It's nice to meet you. No, I haven't been waiting long. Oh. You were at your mother's house. Huh? Ah...Oh. She was sewing up that troublesome slit in your boxer shorts. While you were wearing them. And she accidentally punctured your left testicle.
Fashion Tips From Lucifer by Stoatthebaw1-16-01 What the hell are you doing? What do you mean? Take off that ugly-ass dress.