Half Man of My Dreams

Author: Stoatthebaw

Date: January 11, 2001

by Stoatthebaw
1-11-01
Hi. It's nice to meet you.
No, I haven't been waiting long.
Oh. You were at your mother's house.
Huh? Ah...Oh. She was sewing up that troublesome slit in your boxer shorts.
While you were wearing them.
And she accidentally punctured your left testicle.