Steve goes to jail

Author: SuicideSteve

Date: November 16, 2003

by SuicideSteve
11-16-03
Steve goes to visit Emily
Hey, Emily...what's up?
STEPHEN! You came to see me! I love you so much! I have to go tell my sister and hope she doesn't tell my mom who will tell the cops.
Thirty minutes later...
OK, Steve, you've just earned yourself a ticket to jail for violating a restraining order...
Just a little further before it'll crack my skull...
If only I'd called my ninja friend...
STEPHEN! I'm so sorry! I really thought it would be a great idea to tell my sister, it's not like she's gotten us in any trouble before...do you want to have sex between the bars?