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Supernate visits Suicide Steve by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
Supernate comes to visit Steve Hey Steve! Why ya in the trash can? Well, first my parents took my phone and my car and said if I wanted to live at home I'd have to walk there naked in the snow and then Emily's parents said if they saw me walking naked to my house....	Whoa, what a downer...gotta find a way out of this one...what could I say? that they would get the cops to come and arrest me for indecent exposure so I went and got drunk to get it off my head and passed out and when I woke up there was a dog peeing on my face...	Moments later... What's that, Lexi? You want me to come rub your back because I'm much better at it than Steve? must...keep...anger...inside...

 

AidFace visits Suicide Steve by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
AidFace comes to visit Suicide Steve Hey Steve! Why ya hammerin' a nail into your head? Well, as I was trying to say earlier, Lexi and Caroline won't date me so I tried to date Emily again but her parents got a restraining order against me so I went and got stoned but...	Wow, why does he only talk this much when he's the saddest man alive? the rolling paper was donut paper from Krispy Kreme so the thing caught on fire and burned off my precious sideburns, which I didn't even get to explain to Nate cause he ran off with Lexi, so I'm...	NATE AND LEXI WERE HERE? I've still got time to catch up...later, Stan! aaaaaaaaaaand back to the nail...

 

Steve goes to jail by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
Steve goes to visit Emily Hey, Emily...what's up? STEPHEN! You came to see me! I love you so much! I have to go tell my sister and hope she doesn't tell my mom who will tell the cops.	Thirty minutes later... OK, Steve, you've just earned yourself a ticket to jail for violating a restraining order... Just a little further before it'll crack my skull...	If only I'd called my ninja friend... STEPHEN! I'm so sorry! I really thought it would be a great idea to tell my sister, it's not like she's gotten us in any trouble before...do you want to have sex between the bars?

 

Steve gets visited in jail by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
Steve in prison... I can't believe they didn't take this hammer from me when I got arrested...this place sucks, I'm so bored... Hey boys, over here!	Oh, hey, Nate, what's up? Hey, man, you look like you could need some cheering up, so I brought you a computer. Megan has already been bothering me cause you haven't been online...in fact, she came here with me to see you!	Tell her I'll talk to her online... u don't want to talk to me? lol omg wtf lol omg hey do you think i should get a breast reduction they're so big omg lol omg wtf omg lol

 

Steve on prison computer by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
I'm glad Nate brought me this computer...let's see who's online... "hey steve! omg lol i heard something crazy about u! lol omg i heard u got sent to jail! lol omg lol lol"	What? "Megan, you just came to see me when Nate brought me this computer I'm talking to you on." "o that was u? omg lol wtf lol oh yeah i forgot omg lol! i was sooooooo busy lookin at supernate! he is so cute! lol omg i can talk to him about anything he is my rock! lol omg wtf lol omg omg lol"	"You're stupid! Don't talk to me about Nathan or anything else, I am annoyed by you and do not enjoy talking to or being around you." "omg that is so mean! i don't even want to talk to u anymore! omg wtf i am soooooooo over everything....jk lol omg! lyl babe, u r so cute! brb.....back omg wtf lol omg omg omg lol lol lol wtf lol omg"

 

By Bond! Steve gets letter in prison by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
"Hey, Nate. What's up?" "That's Supernate, man, and you gotta hear this man! By Bond, my friend of Bondness wants bonding to bond the world together for the poop of Bond is available! By Bond, long flowing red hair...	"Hey, man, hang on, Emily sent me a letter." She's here to have a conjugal visit? Well, that seems a little off, but... "Shut up, man this is the best part! Listen! and skinny sexy body, Bond only man I ever loved, Bondliness is manliness as the story goes, Bond makes me want to poop all over the curtains with joy...	"Hey, I gotta go, see ya later..." "as I make my way to the ceremony of Bond I ponder of all things Bond and smile as I know what love is, and love is Bond as Bond is love;Bond poops whether the lights are on or off! He is so special."

 

Conjugal Visit by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
Hey! So what exactly are you doing here? I'm here for a conjugal visit, silly!!!	Um...Emily, I came to jail because there's a restraining order against me having contact with you. A conjugal visit would mean there'd be lots of contact...Emily, do you know what a conjugal visit is? It's one of those visits where I tell you your ninja friend is on his way to break you out of prison and rescue you from this hellhole! Duh!	Wow, that's actually very reassuring...I'm glad you came, thank you! No problem...so are we gonna fuck or what?

 

Freedom Ninja by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
Steve is wondering when that ninja will show up... Hmm...I wonder when that ninja will show up... I am here! It is time for us to leave this place!	Awesome! But wait...who are you under that mask, my mysterious freedom ninja? There is no time for that right now...let's go.	This really shouldn't be this easy...maybe my ninja is magic!

 

Ninja Unmasked by SuicideSteve 11-16-03
Outside the prison... Thanks for everything, mysterious ninja...but you really have to tell me who you really are now... Well, when you put it that way, okay...	Suddenly... AidFace! It was you all along? You didn't tell me you had secret ninja powers! Well, um...I don't...	Suddenlier... Oh, really? Then how were we suddenly teleported to the moon? We...weren't?

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