Conjugal Visit

Author: SuicideSteve

Date: November 16, 2003

by SuicideSteve
11-16-03
Hey! So what exactly are you doing here?
I'm here for a conjugal visit, silly!!!
Um...Emily, I came to jail because there's a restraining order against me having contact with you. A conjugal visit would mean there'd be lots of contact...Emily, do you know what a conjugal visit is?
It's one of those visits where I tell you your ninja friend is on his way to break you out of prison and rescue you from this hellhole! Duh!
Wow, that's actually very reassuring...I'm glad you came, thank you!
No problem...so are we gonna fuck or what?