Apocalyptic Slackers!!!

Author: SweetFancyMoses

Date: August 5, 2002

by SweetFancyMoses
8-05-02
Let me guess, you're the last woman on Earth, right?
Yep, check this shit... Ooooh... Baby, you got what I neeeeed. But you say he's just a friend...
No amount of Biz Markee singing will make me want to sleep with you, ya know.
Hmmm... Time to pull out the big guns.
I want yoooou... to show me the way! Everyday! Hey where ya going... Frampton no good?
To hell with this.