The Inevitable Anal-Probe Joke

Author: SweetFancyMoses

Date: August 5, 2002

by SweetFancyMoses
8-05-02
Jim. look we gotta have a talk...
I'd love to Carl, but I'm late for an invasion.
No wait... Jim, there is no invasion. Look, we're in my apartment, not a spaceship.
Whaaaa....?
And we're not aliens. We're just two guys who share an apartment. I'm sorry for the prank. It was mean.
I'm so conflicted... I mean, I'm glad I don't have to anal-probe other dudes anymore, but geez... I already miss my ray gun. I need a hug.