A Day In Hades!!!

Author: SweetFancyMoses

Date: August 11, 2002

by SweetFancyMoses
8-11-02
Uh... where the frig am I?
Welcome to Hell, sucka!!! I'm your own personal Hell Guide. They call me Scary Larry!
Ah... ooookay... Um, Scary Larry, could you tell me why exactly I've been sent to Hell? I don't rember ever doing anything particularly evil.
Well, my lad, it breaks down like this... you sold arms to Iran, creating what's known as the "Iran-Contra Scandal." For that... one way ticket to Hells-ville!
Not again... Look, my name is Oliver North, yes, but I'm not THAT Oliver North. Geez...
Whoops. Look man, Scary Larry says our bad. You want a snack or something before ya return? We got Ho-Hos. Hell Ho-Hos, actually.