The Adventures of The Mystic Elf: Date

Author: Syklonik

Date: April 12, 2005

by Syklonik
4-12-05
And the Mystic Elf-Boy finally makes it to his 5:00 PM date.
So...
OMIGOD! We have SOOOO much in common! I have pointed ears, you have pointed ears. I'm part cat, you're part elf.
Yeah, and I used to be a smoldering pile of ash and you've got a smoldering pile of ass on the back of you.
Err... What?
I said, I used to be a smoldering pile of ash and you've got a smoldering pile of ass on the back of you.
... I don't think we should see eachother anymore.