All comics by Syklonik

 

by Syklonik
4-16-03
A sneak preview of the movie, Robots, Women, and Mystic... After Mystic had done the Horizontal Polka Clango's girlfriend...
Dude she was asleep. It doesn't count.
You slept with my girlfriend! You kilt wearing Roddy Piper wannabe!
Clango started firing missiles at Mystic!
I LIVE FOREVER!
DIE BITCH!
Yet Mystic still got the girl! Woohoo!
No. Don't hurt me! I love you!
I love Mystic now!

 

by Syklonik
4-16-03
After a long day Mystic Gohan sits down to his computer to right musings for the day's happenings...
Mystic's Musings...
I'd rather whack it with sandpaper than listen to his musings. There's got to be a way out...
Huh? I'll take care of this.
ERROR! ERROR!
MUHAHAHA!!!!
Uh oh....

 

by Syklonik
4-17-03
OTR and Mystic set off to go to OTR's cave where he found something...
Mystic -- Where are we going?
OTR -- Just Follow me...
OTR -- TAH DAH! A pencil eraser!
45 Mintues Later...
Mystic -- We... erased the world....
OTR -- I don't think we should have done that....

 

by Syklonik
4-17-03
At the White House...
G. Dubya -- How should I get rid of Saddam...
Computer -- How should I know?
Meanwhile outside the white house...
Mystic -- So this is the white house huh....
Back inside...
G. Dubya -- That didn't help...
Mystic -- This is an unnecessary war Mr. President. Yo ushould end it. Use your head.

 

by Syklonik
4-17-03
At a party...
Mystic -- Wow.... She's beautiful...
Mystic -- Um.... so wanna go out some time?
Girl -- I'm already involved with someone.
Mystic -- *Sigh*
Guy -- HAHA!

 

by Syklonik
4-17-03
At the park...
That guy at the party wasn't that bad. I shouldn't have turned him down...
Mystic walks up...
So we meet again! How's it going?
Yeah.... fine....
Thought abotu my offer? It's still on the market.
Ummmm... I have to go.....

 

by Syklonik
4-17-03
Later that day...
Why do I get so nervous around him?
Maybe he's the one?
At Mystic's house
Dad... how did you get mom to go out with you?
Well see back in my day son we...
5 minutes later...
I'm sorry dad, I bit off more than I could chew...
And we didn't have your fancy shmancy TV...

 

by Syklonik
4-21-03
And so the Character War had begun...
Mystic -- YOU BASTARD! You stole my character!
Jeff Hardly -- Shut up metal inferior.
And so the war continued...
Mystic -- DIE BITCH!
Jeff Hardly -- ...
Untill Hardly won it because he's a legend is Mystic is teh n00b.
Mystic -- Bastard...
Jeff Hardly -- Who's laughing now bitch! MUHAHAHAHAHAAH!

 

by Syklonik
4-21-03
Ugh.....
DIE!!!!
Hours later...
I'm sorry. We did all we could...
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Huh? Where am I?
You're dead!

 

by Syklonik
4-11-05
Guess who's back in another exciting edition of "The Adventure's of Mystic Gohan!"?
So... This is heaven?
Yes.
So, how do I go about coming back to life?
Just follow the yellow brick wall!
Priest: HAHA! Now you're in hell! Oooh I so punk'd you!!
So... This is hell? So, how do I go about coming back to life?
You shall burn here for all eternity!!

 

by Syklonik
4-11-05
Continuing from last time...
No, seriously. How do I get home? I have a date with some woman at 5:00 PM.
You shall burn in hell for all eternity!!
I heard you the first time. Now tell me how I can burn on Earth for all eternity.
You must fight the dragon... OF HELL!
But what does the Dragon... OF HELL! look like? Find out next time.
Sure, I'll fight him.
DRAGON OF HELL! GET OUT HERE! SO COMMANDS THE DEMON!!

 

by Syklonik
4-11-05
Gohan finally meets the Dragon of Hell!
You... You're the dragon of hell? HAHA!
Stop laughing at me! *Cries*
You made the Dragon of Hell cry!!!!!
Yeah. What are you gonna do about it?
Priest: HAHA! Now you're in hell! Oooh I so punk'd you!!
That... hurt... badly...
Burn! BURN! BURN!! BURN IN HELL!!

 

by Syklonik
4-11-05
But there's still hope for Gohan yet!
I think I'm dead...
Oh my god... I killed him! I hate myself! I must die! I must kill myself.
So the Dragon of Hell killed himself with his own fire.
Now I'm dead.
Well, it appears you outwitted the Dragon of Hell. You may return to life now.
Yay... ow... It's very painful being a smoldering pile of ashes... ow...

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Gohan is back! As a smoldering pile of ash, but still!
Dad. Mom. I'm home. I've come back to life.
That's very nice son. Can you come back later? We're in the middle of something.
How was I supposed to know? I don't have eyes anymore.
Hmmmm... I suppose not. Would you mind if I did some experiments on you?
This doesn't look good for Gohan!
Don't worry. This won't hurt at all.
Are you sure about that dad?

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Gohan's back to normal!
Dad! It worked! I'm normal again!
I wouldn't get too used to it. It may still have some bugs in it...
And how are we doing in here?
NO!! Don't expose him to light!!
And so, Gohan is blessed (or cursed, depending on how you look at it) to forever be an elf boy.
...
Well, elf-boy is better than smoldering pile of ash...

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
One sunny day, Satan showed up to take back The Mystic Elf's soul.
I have come to reposess your soul. My assistant had no idea what he was doing when he released you from hell. Wait a minute. You're not the one I'm looking for. But the soul identifier is never wrong!
Well what does the guy you're looking for look like?
Here he is.
Nope. Never seen him.
Damn.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Satan's back.
You're sure you're not that guy?
Yes. Now go away. I have to go live in the trees. Now that I'm an elf, I have elf instincts.
Back in hell...
I'M SETTING THE DRAGON OF HELL ON YOU FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!!!
Dude, he killed himself a few issues back.
Satan: Then try escaping the wrath of Chtulu!!
Hey, you're like from that Metallica song right?
NO!! I'm from an HP Lovecraft story! Damn, why can't anybody remember Metallica didn't create me!?

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Hell...
So, I'm supposed to kill you but honestly, I've never killed anyone, and I don't really know how.
Try sucking my head with your weird octopus tentacles.
Um... are you dead?
No. Try sucking a little lower this time.
How's this? Are you dead yet?
Ooooh god yes... I mean, um... err... no. Keeping doing it. And try sucking a little harder.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Cthulu seeks advice on his encounter with the demon...
Dude, he totally tricked you into having sex with him. Oral, but still. And anyway, is oral even the correct word for your weird mouth?
But why would the demon lie to me for sex?
Dude, are you kidding me? You didn't know this guy was gay and hitting on everyone? He loves gay sex. Of course he'd lie to you for some.
But, why would he lie to me? I thought he was my friend. And are you ever going to come out of that tree?
Mystic Elf: Yeah, here I come...
... FOR SOME MORE GAY SEX! OOH! I totally tricked you again! It was me the whole time!
But if you were in the elf-boy's tree the entire time, where's the Mystic Elf?

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
And the Mystic Elf-Boy finally makes it to his 5:00 PM date.
So...
OMIGOD! We have SOOOO much in common! I have pointed ears, you have pointed ears. I'm part cat, you're part elf.
Yeah, and I used to be a smoldering pile of ash and you've got a smoldering pile of ass on the back of you.
Err... What?
I said, I used to be a smoldering pile of ash and you've got a smoldering pile of ass on the back of you.
... I don't think we should see eachother anymore.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
What? Was it something I said? Was it the ass comment?
Yeah... My turnoffs include men who swear, men with ass fetishes, and men who make fun of my looks. I'm very sensitive about that.
What is this? A Penthouse? Since when do women give out their turnoffs this readily? And anyway, I don't have a thing for asses. I'm a leg man.
Oooh... That's not gonna work for me. *Lifts up dress* I have cat legs.
I knew that coming in. You did tell me when I asked you out that you were a cat hybrid. You really seem to have an obsession with reminding people of it.
Well, what are your turnoffs?

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
My turnoffs? Well, #1. Women who ask me what my turnoffs are.
Oh, just tell me. I can hear you thinking them anyway with my super cat ears!
If you can hear my thoughts with your cat ears, why are you asking?
Because I want to hear it from your mouth.
Why? And since when can cats hear thoughts? Their hearing is good but thoughts aren't even sound. They're electrical impulses.
Since the wizard said I could.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Who the hell is the wizard?
He's my father. Well, technically, I don't have a father. I was created by magic.
Does this wizard have a name?
No. We all just call him The Wizard.
Wait. There are more of you?
Well he had to perfect the spell before he could create such perfect cat-huiman hybrids as myself.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
So, how far away is he from perfection of the spell?
What do you mean? I'm a perfect specimen.
If you're a perfect specimen, I'd hate to see the others.
How rude!
Well, all I'm saying is that if you're a perfect specimen, he's got a very long way to go before he perfects the spell.
Let's stop talking about the Wizard and find more we have in common.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Well, about me... I used to be a human before I was killed by a Kangaroo wielding an automatic weapon. I came back to life as a smoldering pile of ash. My dad is a scientist and returned me to normal.
But you're not human now. What happened?
I was exposed to light and my body was warped. My dad saved me but I was doomed to be a half-elf. He had to do an elven blood transfusion you see.
How interesting. Go on about yourself. You're getting me all frisky! *Purrrr! MEOW!*
I have blue skin now. I'm thinking about becoming a Magician/Knight. That's the popular job among elves... I'm running out of things here... I haven't changed clothes since becoming an elf--
Oooh! You're a dirty boy! Dirty boy, dirty boy, dirty, dirty dirty!!! *MEOW!!!*

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
With a rebel yell, she cried:
So you like dirty huh? Well, I don't wear socks in my shoes either.
MORE, MORE, MORE!!!
I didn't wash my hands when I went to the bathroom a minute ago!
*ROAR!!! MEOW!!! HISSSS!!! PURRRRR!!!*
And later that night...
Well that was nice. Would've been nicer if you hadn't used your claws but I'll take what I can get.

 

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Turf Wars
I claimed this tree yesterday!
You didn't go through the gnome processing commity! This was our tree first!
I had no idea gnomes existed, much less that they had a processing commity or that they had already claimed my tree.
You're an elf. Since you exist, you must have known about and believed in elves. So what's so hard to believe about gnomes?
Well, I mean, I had one of you living on my lawn. I didn't think you guys were actually alive.
Well we are. And it's damn time people started respecting our rights and stopped leaving us to die in hurricanes. They mock us. They come up singing away about "Here I Am, Rock You Like a Hurricane"

 

by Syklonik
4-16-05
*Rustle*
*Rustle, Rustle*
Could you please call a hospital?

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