The Adventures of The Mystic Elf: Date (Pt.2)

Author: Syklonik

Date: April 12, 2005

by Syklonik
4-12-05
What? Was it something I said? Was it the ass comment?
Yeah... My turnoffs include men who swear, men with ass fetishes, and men who make fun of my looks. I'm very sensitive about that.
What is this? A Penthouse? Since when do women give out their turnoffs this readily? And anyway, I don't have a thing for asses. I'm a leg man.
Oooh... That's not gonna work for me. *Lifts up dress* I have cat legs.
I knew that coming in. You did tell me when I asked you out that you were a cat hybrid. You really seem to have an obsession with reminding people of it.
Well, what are your turnoffs?