The Adventures of The Mystic Elf: Date (Pt.3)

Author: Syklonik

Date: April 12, 2005

by Syklonik
4-12-05
My turnoffs? Well, #1. Women who ask me what my turnoffs are.
Oh, just tell me. I can hear you thinking them anyway with my super cat ears!
If you can hear my thoughts with your cat ears, why are you asking?
Because I want to hear it from your mouth.
Why? And since when can cats hear thoughts? Their hearing is good but thoughts aren't even sound. They're electrical impulses.
Since the wizard said I could.