The Adventures of The Mystic Elf: Turf Wars

Author: Syklonik

Date: April 12, 2005

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Turf Wars
I claimed this tree yesterday!
You didn't go through the gnome processing commity! This was our tree first!
I had no idea gnomes existed, much less that they had a processing commity or that they had already claimed my tree.
You're an elf. Since you exist, you must have known about and believed in elves. So what's so hard to believe about gnomes?
Well, I mean, I had one of you living on my lawn. I didn't think you guys were actually alive.
Well we are. And it's damn time people started respecting our rights and stopped leaving us to die in hurricanes. They mock us. They come up singing away about "Here I Am, Rock You Like a Hurricane"