joke too phat for you to get? PROBABLY

Author: TEDA

Date: May 13, 2001

by TEDA
5-13-01
meanwhile, backstage at the National Country Music Awards
Look, I'm your agent and I'm here to help. This is why I'm telling you it might not be such a good idea to steal Faith Hill's award and launch into a tearful tirade about you not getting it.
I don't quite follow...
To wit, your not exactly award winning lyrics: "Boot scoot/toot root/scoop a little boogie"-
And?
"YEH YEH WHAT IT IS/GO RAT A TAT WITH MY GAT/MUTHFUKKA WU TANG IS FO THA MUTHAFUKKIN CHILREN". I don't see your lyrical army and navy here turning Garth Brooks to gravy this year, Ol' Dirty.
For the last time, when we're in public you will refer to me as BIG BABY HANK WILLIAMS