wes craven's wishmaster, clean out your fucking ears

Author: TEDA

Date: May 14, 2001

by TEDA
5-14-01
Greetings young shallow East Beverly Hills socialite, I am known as The Wishmaster. I have assumed my true djinn form on the strength of captured souls from wishes, and I offer you the same! HAHAHAAA!
Normally I don't take offers from creepy goblin looking things pooped out of gems and throw away my soul on the first thing that pops to mind , but okay! I wish for massive wealth and prosperity!
VERY WELL. Oh, did you say wealth and fame? I thought you said wealth and FLAMES! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
JESUS NO IT BU- wait a cock rotting minute, I said prosperity, not fame. It's a p-word not even remotely phonetically close!
I CALL THEM AS I SEE THEM. Now I will put you out with smart bombs filled with gold! GOLD! HAHAAHAHAHAAAA!
That fucking Wishmaster.