my other car has chunks of corn in it

Author: TEDA

Date: May 15, 2001

by TEDA
5-15-01
Knock knock. Uh, hey.
GGGGGGG NNNN FFFFFFRRR BRRRR (plip glp) GJIGJGBLL (brp)
So...
HINNNNNN NURRRRR GG (plip gllrp frrt) AGGGHHH! UNHHHHH (bloop dribbledribble plep) AGGHH UNN pant pant pant GLLL (FRRP GLOP BLOOP)
Any luck on finding my keys in there yet?
AGGGGHHHHHNNNNHHNNNNNHHHHHH JESUS AGHHHH! (POOP PLOP BSSSSSS FRRRRT POOOOOOOP SPLASH ALL OVER BUTTOCKS AND TAINT)