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| OH FOR FUCK'S SAKES I MUST BE THE ONLY TOTALLY HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD THAT HAS OCCASIONALLY FANTASIZED OF PUTTING HIS VIENER IN ROGER DALTRY'S TURDTUNNEL | |
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| HEY BUDDY YOU CAN TOUCH PEEHOLES WITH ANY GROSS FAG DUDE YOU WANT JUST MAKE SURE THAT LOS LADIES UNDERSTAND THAT I MAJORLY DIG TWO THINGS: EATING PUSSY AND ROBBIE WILLIAMS (NOT IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE) | |
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| WHOA MAN THAT GAME LOOKS LIVE WHAT IS THAT A TOM CLANCY GAME OR LIKE HITMAN THREE OR PSSH WHATEVS I AM JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE A PISS BREAK SO I CAN SNIFF YOUR SEAT | |
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| CLEARLY I AM DISTINGUISHED WITH THAT RARE SUBSET OF OUR ENTERTAINMENT SUBCULTURE KNOWN AS "INTELLIGENT GAMERS" AS I CONSIDER IT AN ACCOLADE TO FIND A GIRL GAWKY ENOUGH TO LIKE GAMES INSTEAD OF ANAL | |
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| MY GUY IS A WAR TOREADOR YOU KNOW? HE HAS FIVE DOTS IN BRAWL WITH A SPECIALIZATION IN CAPEORIA (THAT'S BRAZILLIAN DANCE FIGHTING) AND LET ME STATE WHILE I'M STILL OOC THAT HE WILL KILL YOUR CHARACTER | |
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| I HATE SEX BECAUSE I WAS RAPED EIGHT YEARS AGO | |
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