santa left something under my tree again this year

Author: TEDA

Date: December 24, 2005

by TEDA
12-24-05
Fuck yeah I'm clinching on my big fat veiner on Christmas Eve
CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING SQRRPPPPPLLPPPPP
Oh you fat son of a bitch.
nnnngh...ho ho, my goodness!
Christ. it still has little chunks of cookies in it.
I ATE A HANDFUL OF LAXATIVES ON THE WAY HERE AND I COULDN'T QUITE GET TO YOUR STOCKING SO I SMUSHED IT NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE THERE