I don't like Chris Rock much.

Author: Temki

Date: August 28, 2003

by Temki
8-28-03
Hi, I'm Chris Rock. I'm hosting the 2003 MTV VMAs. I sold my soul to get here, but it's all good.
Hey, what the fuck?
Uh yeah, about that soul thing...Your soul credit report came back, and it says that you've waisted your time making too many shitty movies. I'm going to have to take you now.
AAAAAAH!!!! IT BURNS!!!
You should've thought about that before making Head of State, you fuck-tard.