All comics by Temki

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Hiya. Most of you probably know me as the writer for Sword in Hand. The rest of you have probably come here because I've shoved the link for it down your throat.

Anyway, I'd like to welcome you to my assortment of strange webcomics made with Stripcreator.com. There is little continuity (if any), so it's kind of hard to get lost in a story line.

Awkward Silence

by Temki
8-26-03


	How the fuck was I supposed to know she was your sister?


	;____;

Tough Break

by Temki
8-26-03


	Oh, man, there were a ton of them...they all had spears and shit...


	Uh huh...


	And they said a bunch of bad things, and then they nailed me to this fucking cross, and then, and then...


	...mmmhm...


	Wait, are you drawing goddamn stick figures?


	...

True Friends are Hard to Find

by Temki
8-27-03


	Unh...what the fuck happened...


	Don't you remember? Big party at my house, bro.


	Hey, why am I in your room with no pants on?


	erm...


	Funny...my butthole feels slimey...

I don't like Chris Rock much.

by Temki
8-28-03


	Hi, I'm Chris Rock. I'm hosting the 2003 MTV VMAs. I sold my soul to get here, but it's all good.


	Hey, what the fuck?


	Uh yeah, about that soul thing...Your soul credit report came back, and it says that you've waisted your time making too many shitty movies. I'm going to have to take you now.


	AAAAAAH!!!! IT BURNS!!!


	You should've thought about that before making Head of State, you fuck-tard.

I don't like Chris Rock much.

by Temki
8-28-03


	Hi, I'm Chris Rock. I'm hosting the 2003 MTV VMAs. I sold my soul to get here, but it's all good.


	Hey, what the fuck?


	Uh yeah, about that soul thing...Your soul credit report came back, and it says that you've waisted your time making too many shitty movies. I'm going to have to take you now.


	AAAAAAH!!!! IT BURNS!!!


	You should've thought about that before making Head of State, you fuck-tard.

Sorry

by Temki
8-28-03

Hi. I know I fucked up and posted the same comic twice. I accidently clicked that submit button twice. Oops.

Just thought I'd let you know that. Here, look at the clouds.

I still don't like Chris Rock much

by Temki
8-28-03

Down in hell...


	What the...is this hell?


	Yes it is. Only the worst of the worst come here.


	Oh. Wait, you're a priest. How the fuck did you get here?


	I'm here for molesting over 100 children. I was beat to death by some hick ass neo-nazi in my jail cell, and I ended up here. What about you?


	I'm Chris Rock. You know, I made that movie Head of State.


	You disgust me...

I was bored.

by Temki
9-01-03

Meanwhile, in outer space...


	Bwahahahahaha! I shall now capture one of earth's greatest assest at random!


	Greetings earthing!


	Did you mean: "Greetings, earthing"?


	I did not ask for your oppinion!


	Did you mean: "opinion"?

The perils of the gamer's bladder

by Temki
10-11-04


	So you played for 13 hours straight, and you didn't have to go at all?


	Oh no, nature did call.


	Wait a second...why the fuck are your pants wet?


	...because I couldn't answer the call. I took a message instead.


	Looks like you need a more absorbant answering machine.


	Actually, your carpet got most of it just fine.

Untitled

by Temki
10-11-04


	Catalyyyyyyyyyyyst...


	You insiiiiiist to pull me dooooown


	You contraaaaaaadict the faaaaact that you still want me arooooound


	And it's allll doooooown hill from heeeeeere...Yeah it's all downhill from heeeeere...


	Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.


	I didn't even get to the part about the muffins, yet...

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