The perils of the gamer's bladder

Author: Temki

Date: October 11, 2004

by Temki
10-11-04
So you played for 13 hours straight, and you didn't have to go at all?
Oh no, nature did call.
Wait a second...why the fuck are your pants wet?
...because I couldn't answer the call. I took a message instead.
Looks like you need a more absorbant answering machine.
Actually, your carpet got most of it just fine.