A warning..

Author: TerminalVelocity

Date: April 10, 2002

THIS JUST IN...
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a serious problem on our hands. A very deadly infliction that affects millions of people worldwide.
Many of you out in the audience have seen it. If so, you know first hand the effects of reading poorly done comics such as this.
I'm going to kill you Gabe...
Please, for the sake of all that is holy, stop reading.