Jesus gets it...

Author: TerminalVelocity

Date: April 10, 2002

Your puny brain cannot possibly contain the high amounts of cornholing taking place. All will clear in a moment.
SWEET ME ON A BICYCLE STAND! THE PAIN!
RARR! UHH... RARR!
Jesus, more screaming. It doesn't sound real... Goddamit. Can't we get some REAL special effects in here?
Uhh.. OK. OW! OW! OW! OW!
RARR! THE SCREEN IS DOWN! RARR!