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by Thairen
6-17-04
The First Catacylsm
You must take the torch to Ra'Sham Nu Loc'! *gasps* *cough* Goodbye cruel world..
*Turns up hearing-aid* What was that Sonny? Go fishing with George? Hello?
The suspense rises
*Do do do* Hmmm, where is that boy George? That nice man wanted me to....do something with him....hope it wasn't anything to do with sodomizing..
Oh, the lovely climax...
Oh there you are sonny....we need to go fishing....the nice man said so.
*sigh* Ok, I guess we could go fishing if you really want to...but who's the nice man?

 

by Thairen
6-17-04
So this one time, I was walking down the branch, and this asshole just kinda pops out and throws a nut at me. Well I was like What The Hell, then I rammed my foot up his ass.
What a noble patriot...I tip my...mask to you.
So what's the deal man, are you a homosexual or...something like it? Cause I'm getting this serious vibe and it's making me uncomfortable.
No I am not a homosexual, I love females. Very Much.
I don't know...cause you seem sort of gay, I have no problem with it, if you like tight nasty sex that's your thing...I'm not going to judge.
Well you see, I love females, and if I need to drag this knife through your soft underbelly to prove it...but it's really up to you man.

 

by Thairen
6-18-04
The diversities of life is a very emotional thing for me, everytime I see something that has to do with human emotions I just kinda...shake with anticipation.
...?
So...What's your posistion on the ramifications of god and his stride to the hold on "freedom fries" and the hold of the very earth itself?
What is this guy talking about, I'm just interested in going to the strip club tonight...I got my mom to give me some singles...told her I was going to an arcade...heh heh heh...I'm so deceptive!
???
You're an Asshole.

 

by Thairen
6-18-04
Nuts man!
Im gonna get this flippin squirrel, and then im gonna... what am I gonna do?
Look at the size of those nuts, i mean they are so huge i prolly wont be able to lift them.
Power to men!
Daddy, mommy said to leave the god damned squirrels alone or she would kick your ass!
Well you can tell her to just go to hell.
The truth revealed!
So your coming right.
Way ahead of ya.

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