Oh the lovely conflict.

Author: Thairen

Date: June 17, 2004

by Thairen
6-17-04
So this one time, I was walking down the branch, and this asshole just kinda pops out and throws a nut at me. Well I was like What The Hell, then I rammed my foot up his ass.
What a noble patriot...I tip my...mask to you.
So what's the deal man, are you a homosexual or...something like it? Cause I'm getting this serious vibe and it's making me uncomfortable.
No I am not a homosexual, I love females. Very Much.
I don't know...cause you seem sort of gay, I have no problem with it, if you like tight nasty sex that's your thing...I'm not going to judge.
Well you see, I love females, and if I need to drag this knife through your soft underbelly to prove it...but it's really up to you man.