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| look, all i'm saying is that mario saved the princess' ass time after time, and she never game him a little love in return | |
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| i suppose you're right... | |
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| i mean, he fell in lava, ate mushrooms, and took about every kind of sharp spike imaginable in the ass | |
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| that would explain the limp | |
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| and what about luigi? mario saved his ass, but luigi never even gave mario a little porn or drugs in return | |
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| good point, but don't even get me started on sonic and his bitch, tails | |
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