All comics by TheBearButt

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by TheBearButt
4-18-03
Main Characters
Lukas
Demos
Main Freinds
JunkYard Steve
Beads
The Others
Mr.Endland;Sales man at large
Blah

 

by TheBearButt
4-18-03
Hideee ho!
Hey..
I'm Lukas
Yes. Occupation.
"Clown,USA,$500"
Okay Costumer #43 I got your Acid

 

by TheBearButt
4-18-03
Hey are you gay?
Only on Mondays.
Get the hell out of my room.
Why?
I dont give head .
How about tounge?

 

by TheBearButt
4-18-03
Do you want a plasma tv for 20 bucks?
Do I!
Too bad I sell purses.

 

by TheBearButt
4-18-03
Yo man,Don't eat nature cause It makes America beutiful.
*Burp*
Meat is for cannibals not humans!
YOU MONSTER!!!
I'm hungry...

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
A Note From Saint Nick
Hello I'm Santa E-mail us letters that are messed up! I'll read them and make a pun! Um..Nothing funny here.
HIGH TONIGHT! HIGH TONIGHT!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Hi.
Hi.
Job?
Janitor. You?
Terrorist.
Good pay?

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Are you interested in some new magnets?
Put your hands in da air! Like ya don't care!
Now rub me in oil! Come on make yourself loyal!
So is that a no?

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Butter my buns
Fetch my stick
Ride my pony
Unleash the bull
Are you a cowboy?
No but 1/3 catholic!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Then The dog bit my nads...
The docter said he couldn't find the left ding dong...
Is he edible?
Then while walking home this pit bull jumps...

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Demos, I painted your bedroom,kitchen,bathroom,dining room,and TV room.
That'll be $12,000
AHHHHHHH!
You forgot the shed!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Butter My Buns! Ride My Pony!
Make yourself loyal! Taste the beef!
What the hell are you doing?
It worked on the cowboy.

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
I'm gonna end my life!
Nothing to live for!
All I do is rant!
Can I help?

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Yes a clown and a snowman!
So then the cop says its illegal to kill catholics.
And?
How do I get revenge on those catholics?
Is it illegal to break their legs?
Yes and running them over.
What has America became?

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Bow! I am God!
Dude I'm not gay enouph to see a snowman as my lord.
Well be that way...
Ain't it the truth.
And this snowman thought he was you!
Year punkins are gods not snowmen!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
(SAME ROOM) 3 Gays and a straight!
Butter
Our
Buns!
For the last time get out of my house!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Hey StarBuck whats up?
A sky...
Thats the lamest pun ever!
And a rock coming down at your head...
Please tell me thats a pun...

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Hello we are Mexicans
And everyone hates us!
AHHHH! MEXICANS!
See?
Told ya

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Hello LAUPHTER PARTY FUN speaking.
Can you entertain my little Jaqob?
Sure
thanks
I'm Jaqob.

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
So then Cartman farts on Kyle's face...WAIT! Hold on
What?
I heard you're 1/3 catholic...

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Save the animals! Don't kill God's creatures,man!
Yo Sunny side up dude us Bongo french men are with ya power!
...........
SLAUGHTER THE ANIMALS!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Presenting the gay singing robot
Year squeeze my attena!
Become a winner!
Rub my wheels!
Dats the deal!
Now butter my buns!
Ya know da ones!

 

by TheBearButt
4-19-03
Chubba
Thats sucks...
Thall burn with dis might!
Come on a robe guy...scary in Alaska!
HIGH TONIGHT! HIGH TONIGHT!
Wrong...So very...

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
You're the singing gay robot's father,right?
Yes
This is my 12-gage
Thanks for ruining my life.

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
Why do people think cowboys are gay?
I don't think people think cowboys are gay!
Look a gay cowboy!
Wanna drag her across the dessert?
I thought you'll never ask.

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
Wrong
I am Intestines man!
Yes well...do you want to buy wart remover?
Plain
The innards of the fat,I proctect from the funky!
okay.....
Wrong
HEY! Come back...how much for the wart remover?

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
Next on FWW(Fighting World Wrestling) Its Jack Mafia & Democrat
VS Stone Cold & Rosie'O'Donneled
Wrestling got better...

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
*Whisper*Theres a hot chick over there
So?
*Whisper*What should I do?
Ask her out.
Ask me out...
*Whisper*No she wouldn't like me.

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
Ask me out...
Should I?
Ask me out...
Do you...
What?
Should I?

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
Do..you..want to..go eat?
um..sure.
pick you up at 7:00?
sure....
And thats what happened.
How can a clown go out with a hot brunette?

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
*DING-DONG*
*Whistling*
!!!!!
Hi. Lukas will be down in a minute.
Dude,How can you live in this weather?
No one knows....

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
Lukas,Why are those people following us?
They'll leave soon...
Lukas got a date?
Are Clowns able to date?
Well,Butter my buns!

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
I like you,Lukas maybe you can come up to my room?
REALLY!?!
AHHHHH!
WHAT!?!
When you told me that you never know how to end a date I decided to help!
I hate you so very much.

 

by TheBearButt
4-20-03
WOW! Jesus good shot!
Nah I hunted children before.

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Comic Chooser where we pick a topic at search and put the funniest of that topic on here. If you want to pick a topic PM me!
From now on every comic will be like that
So don't be offended if your is on
Hope you can read and watch topics fly like a dingo!
So have fun and heres something!
HIGH TONIGHT! HIGH TONIGHT!

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Mario
look, all i'm saying is that mario saved the princess' ass time after time, and she never game him a little love in return
i suppose you're right...
Topic:Mario
i mean, he fell in lava, ate mushrooms, and took about every kind of sharp spike imaginable in the ass
that would explain the limp
Topic:Mario
and what about luigi? mario saved his ass, but luigi never even gave mario a little porn or drugs in return
good point, but don't even get me started on sonic and his bitch, tails

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Pink
Isn't it time you gace this charade a break? You'll never have my brains!
You're so cruel.. so merciless.. so cold..
Topic:Pink
You don't know what it's like to be a zombie! The unholy desire to consume human flesh, the burning need to devour tasty PINK brains
Topic:Pink
Oooh she's a fiesty one. Such total disgust for reanimated walking corpses. *Sigh* I think I'm in love.

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Mexican
I reject you Satan! You are a curse to man! I won't rest untill you give up your evil ways!
Uh.... okay.
Topic:Mexican
What?
You win. I'll give up my evil ways.
Topic:Mexican
Oh.... uh... wanna go get something to eat?
MEXICAN okay with you?

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Teacher
Hi, kids! I'm here to tell you the truth about cigarettes!
The TV said smoking gives you cancer!
Topic:Teacher
Well, that's a damn dirty lie! Smoking cures cancer! And makes you more appealing to the opposite sex! And makes your beath smell like posies!
But my mom says smoking killed daddy!
Topic:Teacher
Your mom's a damn liberal cunt! Your daddy left you because you were an accident! Smoking is the cool thing to do and if anyone says otherwise tell your teacher he's a terrorist!
Thanks, Mr. Stinky Butt, for opening my eyes to the truth! Not only about the broken home I sprung from, but cigarettes too!

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Sun
Mr. Cowboy, what does your hat represent?
Well, the hat keeps the SUN from blinding me during the days.
Topic:Sun
Mr. Cowboy, what does your bandana represent?
I wear the bandana around my nose and mouth to keep the dirt of the open trail out of my lungs.
Topic:Sun
Mr. Cowboy, what those notches on your saddle represent?
Ask your mom.

 

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Banna bread
Banna bread is a speacel desert
Thats rarely seen on the market
Topic:Banna Bread
That fucking sucks because I don't want to dahm bake or wait till christmas!
Yes!Plus how can i torture my kid by not giving him some!
Topic:Banna Bread
I have nothing...anything more on Bannabread,Taco?
I once shoved one sideways up my ass

 

by TheBearButt
6-01-03
Hello people who still read I'm quiting Comic Chooser and that old comics before that and making COW ADVENTURES!
I hate you!
Get ready for a mystical adventure of a cow.
Cow Pies not included!

 

by TheBearButt
6-01-03
MDMM..
Cow Adventures will be da best!
I QUIT!
!!!
How come every cow destroys my dreams?

 

by TheBearButt
6-01-03
I'm Dorita
I'm Rufflie
We are in the story of Toon Adventures
Watch us as we go plain old messed up!
YOU REPLACED ME WITH THEM!
Jealousy?

 

by TheBearButt
6-01-03
Whats up,Pringos?
Nothing much,Nip.
I'm hungry...
Me too. What a yummy banna. So good.
I have claws,bucko!
Well I have a banna!

 

by TheBearButt
6-07-03
Well Toon Adventures are canceled
Why the hell did it end?
Well a drunk ceima hated us so he ran over the toons.
Oh.

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