Read my other stuff. It's better, I promise. By MuffinMan

Author: TheBearButt

Date: May 18, 2003

by TheBearButt
5-18-03
Topic:Teacher
Hi, kids! I'm here to tell you the truth about cigarettes!
The TV said smoking gives you cancer!
Topic:Teacher
Well, that's a damn dirty lie! Smoking cures cancer! And makes you more appealing to the opposite sex! And makes your beath smell like posies!
But my mom says smoking killed daddy!
Topic:Teacher
Your mom's a damn liberal cunt! Your daddy left you because you were an accident! Smoking is the cool thing to do and if anyone says otherwise tell your teacher he's a terrorist!
Thanks, Mr. Stinky Butt, for opening my eyes to the truth! Not only about the broken home I sprung from, but cigarettes too!